Our terrorists are highly trained. They have smart technology. They are effective. They pull up beside the target, attach a magnet to the car’s window, then zoom off at high speed leaving the Iranian nuclear scientist to be blown to smithereens.
Their terrorists are disorganised, unprofessional and have no neat technology. Look, they can’t even blow up their own underpants!
It is just not a fair fight – we have James Bond, they have Mr Bean.